201589
Joke of the Day
"You might be a redditor if You clicked."
Next Joke
"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."
"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"
"Justin Bieber isn't gay he just likes to get his cheekbones blown out."
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
"I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore"
"When a spambot tells you to click a link to take an IQ test, that *is* the IQ test."
"9: Why are you hitting that spider? wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law [leaving] I don't have to take this"
"Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ? Because its two tyred"