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Joke of the Day
"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"
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"THERAPIST: Well, if you know what's good for you... ME: [Holds up hand] ""Let me stop you right there"""
"You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace"
"Her: Are you okay? Me: Yea, Great! This isn't even my blood!"
"My life was depressing and miserable but I turned that around, Now it's miserable and depressing."
"Last year I felt miserable and depressed, but now I turned that around.. Now I'm depressed and miserable"
"My girlfriend told me that she had slept with 144 people before me. Now that's just gross."
"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"
"If I wanted a president, who had never touched a vagina... ...I would've voted Jeb!"
"What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas? ... a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it."