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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's To get to the other side"

"Not gonna lie to you guys, I've used my inter-net connection to look at boobs, tits, and what have you."

"I understand that your heart is in the right place. Unfortunately, your head is up your ass, and I ain't goin in after it."

"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"

"Thank God pets can't talk, they know too much."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"There should be a sequel song about needing a ride back from Funkytown."

"Gardeners Interesting fact: Gardeners get to stay in their beds all day."

"If I had to eat a person I guess I would prefer a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass fed beef."

"I always feel like I'm wasting a text message whenever I respond with just ""K."" Now I write ""Potassium"" instead."