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Joke of the Day
"If I could have any superpower, I would pick China."
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"A blind guy once told me, ""Kid you're going to go places."" I told him, ""Dude. I'm over here."""
"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."
"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."
"Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil? Really ugly olives."
"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"
"Why does everybody like the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy."
"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"