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Joke of the Day
"Islam is a religion of peace Piece of you here, piece of you there"
Next Joke
"I forgot to take my bladder medicine.. The nurse said 'Urine trouble now!'"
"My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on..... I said,""yes."" She said,""urine for a treat."""
"Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood."
"What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink??? N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash..."
"finally got to see someone in my facebook feed react to an onion article as if it were real news. today was a big day."
"GF: *vomiting in sink* Ugh morning sickness Me: Wait. . . wh-what? GF: I'm pregnant Me: Woah, slow down. Why did you call me sickness?"
"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"
"Walk like an Egyptian is a song, but also a sure fire way to make it safely through a bad neighborhood."
"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"