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Joke of the Day
"Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard..... Pillow fight"
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"If life give you melons... You're probably dyslexic."
"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."
"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."
"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."
"""I'm not sure-"" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*"
"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."
"Taking the lives away from 12 baby chicks. Bought an egg carton at the grocery store..."
"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"
"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."