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Joke of the Day
"My analyst says I anthropomorphize... but It's only a problem when I do it to people."
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"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."
"What did Batman say when he went to the butcher? Got Ham?"
"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"
"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."
"You know, one day auto correct will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria's!!"
"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"Removing her clothes"
"What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket? A bonding agent."