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Joke of the Day
"I bought my Dad a cheap dictionary for Christmas. He couldn't find the right words to thank me."
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"What do vampires make sandwiches out of? Self-raising dead."
"Words hurt The other day an N-word hit me over the head with a tire iron."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"How to stop pedophilia worldwide? Kill all the children."
"How to be part of a joke? One must simply walk into a bar"
"Chuck Norris is in a class of his own. That doesn't implement Comparable. #hacking"
"My mom likes to get to the airport three days before her flight."
"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."
"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"