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Joke of the Day
"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"
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"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
"[calls home] son: hello me: hi, put mom on the phone son: I can't me: why son: she's too heavy"
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"Yo momma so fat, the closer you get to her, the slower time passes for you in relation to an observer outside her gravitational pull."
"What do you call a big beefy doctor who also studies the weather in his spare time? A Meaty-urologist. ^^Don't^^shoot^^me^^..."
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"
"What's a whale's favourite brand of hair gel? Krill Bream."
"*shoots self in foot* ""Damn i like the metaphor better"""
"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"