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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying my ex is crazy,but The only way to take her picture, is with a Bi-Polaroid"

"Why do Jews get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that's not at least 10% off."

"How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod."

"I want to leave this world the way I entered it ... With a woman desperately trying to get me out of her vagina."

"It sucks how if you say hi to someone once, you're now committed to saying hi to them the rest of your entire life."

"why doctorates are better then MBBS, the pee HD"

"Saw an ad that said ""Radio for sell, volume stuck on full. 1$"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down""."

"Why was Fernando Alonso upside down? Because he Haas been hit!"

"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""

"My first wife was a great housekeeper. She kept both houses"