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"Did you hear about the guy who had writers block? He stopped writing and it was"
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"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."
"What do you call Neil DeGrasse Tyson with champagne poured over his chest? An Astro-fizzy-tits."
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my paw."""
"What's cold and always runs from a fight? Coward ice."
"Saw a sign that said ""piso mojado"" and all I could think about was . . how that piso just came here to do the work Americans pisos don't want to do."
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"Wife: He makes puns all the time Therapist: You should punish him Husband: But every punishment to be different"
"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."