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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a jazz musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
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"What's an epileptic man's least favorite element? Cesium."
"Operator: 911 Me: My wife is going into labor, what do I do? O: Relax sir, is this her first born? Me: No, this is her husband."
"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."
"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."
"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."
"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"
"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."
"How do you stop volcanoes from erupting? Give them earth control pills*!* heh heh heh..."
"My first job was a dishwasher at the National Radar Company Turns out the dishes were a lot larger than I first thought"