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Joke of the Day

"I saw some guy stealing a gate last night... I thought not to shout at him cuz he might take a fence."

"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."

"In Defense of James Buchanan: Rehabilitating an American President (lol no)"

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"Oh my god! there was a kidnapping right outside my house today... So weird to see a kid sleeping on the sidewalk in the middle of the day."

"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."

"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"Gravity 0/5: Worst Space Jam sequel ever. Literally no basketball."

"Stop me if you've heard this one: When is a door not a door? *WHEN IT'S BEEN BLOWN TO BITS!*"