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Joke of the Day

"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."

"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."

"One time I had a boss who called me while he was in the bathroom, and then he accidentally peed on himself, so sometimes good things happen."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired)."

"god bless the 1st weatherman to dress as danny zuko & plead with sandy"

"How do you make a dog float? Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog."

"What do you call the ghost of a detective? An inspectre."

"Nice Confederate flag bro, way to commemorate coming in second place in a civil war."

"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""

"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."