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Joke of the Day

"If you accidentally get stuck holding the door for a bunch of people. 1. Relax 2. Accept your fate 3. You are part of the building now"

"An optician fell into his lens grinder... and made a spectacle of himself."

"Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu sir? Monster: No thanks just bring me the passenger list."

"Where did Jimmy go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"I may be delusional, but at least every single person I've ever met is in love with me"

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash? Take your time, there's no Rush..."

"What do you call a well-endowed member of Hitler's master race? Hungaryan."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? ...neither has he!"

"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."