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Joke of the Day
"Which state does the most laundry? Washington."
Next Joke
"What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh.....it !!"
"I put more effort into making it look like I'm doing my job than I do doing my actual job."
"How did the duck become a junkie? He was addicted to quack."
"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
"I got a sweater for xmas.... I was hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."
"Chinese food to go: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless."
"""Know what, son? We should do all of our miracles before cameras exist."" - God"
"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."