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Joke of the Day

"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"

"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"

"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."

"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."

"If you come mow my lawn for me I promise to look out the window occasionally and give you a thumbs up."

"Only ghetto people go to a family party, complain about the food and STILL take 3 plates home."

"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"

"The best color is cyan. It's CYAN-tifically proven to be so."

"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."