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Joke of the Day

"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."

"Answer: ""On Wisconsin"" Question: ""Where will Duke be spending much of tonight dunking?"""

"Anonymous now declared war on ISIS... It's now a hacking contest."

"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong *walked on the moon* but Michael Jackson was a *pedophile.*"

"A drunk stumbles out of the bar, sees a nun on the sidewalk and pops her one right in the nose... while she's on the ground crying, he says,""Not so tough now, are you, Batman?"""

"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"

"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"

"My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her."

"Best part of cleaning the apartment is putting new magazines on the coffee table so you can look cultured for the guests you don't have over"

"I don't know how you women do it. Every time I try to ""sleep my way to the top"" I get woken up and sent to HR."