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Joke of the Day

"how did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"

"Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you? If you happen to drink too much you will dye."

"My friend died doing what he loved most... Heroin."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"

"My son asked me on father's day why there was no son day I told him it's every sunday"

"Why are Americans bad at League of Legends? Cause they can't protect their towers."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Bitter"

"What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist"

"What did the unimpressed wind turbine say? I'm not a fan."

"I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them."