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Joke of the Day
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."
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"So I saw one of those ""Drink for Pink"" labels on a bottle of juice... Sounds like Georgia Tech's hookup strategy."
"Listen. I may be a nerd, but I have had sex. Just ask my wife. (Please don't ask my wife.)"
"Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican? Under a bar of soap."
"How can you tell if a package is gay? It cums in the male"
"I found out today that if I just let go of the steering wheel, my car will drive itself. The catch is: my car is a terrible driver."
"What sound does a pinewood derby car make when you rev it? Wooooooden Woooooooden Woooooden!"
"If I ever make a list of dumb things I have done my ex would be right on top."
"Adele has announced that she will be singing the theme for the next James Bond film. Diet Another Day will be released in 2014."
"You're right, homeless man on the subway...it is a ""clip your toenails into your McDonald's cup"" kind of morning."