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Joke of the Day
"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."
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"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."
"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"Next time someone asks me a question I'm going to pull a Google & tell them my response time: ""I'd like the salad. (2.5 seconds!)"""
"I once made a joke about kissing with garlic breath. Apparently it was in poor taste."
"In the case of emergencies, why are women and children evacuated first? So that men can think for a solution in silence."
"What do you call four mexicans in quick sand? Quatro, cinco."
"The difference between ordinary and extraordinary Is the amount of time you waste browsing Reddit, loser."
"I'm usually pretty inspired after watching a movie to try something I've just seen. [hunts for a movie about cleaning bathrooms]"