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Joke of the Day
"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."
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"My girlfriend started reading Bill Cosby's biography... But it put her to sleep."
"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"
"Hitler had one hell of a speech writer. People called him the grammar nazi."
"What do you call a group of polar bears that support Donald Trump? A basket of depolarbears"
"Dude you hear about the drug lab explosion? It was a real meth."
"If Apple made a car... Would it have Windows?"
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"What do you call an alcohol free Japanese city? Nadasaki"