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Joke of the Day

"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"

"If chick-fil-a ever merged with five guys, what would they could call themselves? five-guys-fil-a-chick"

"Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet? They don't play the beta."

"*I throw u a kiss* *u duck* *it flies into space* [6 bn yrs later - the planet Xargx] LORD ZARG: Kill the- *kiss hits his cheek* LZ: Aww nvm"

"What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis)."

"""Who are we?"" ""Women!"" ""What do we want?"" ""We don't know!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Now!"""

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYEE"

"What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars."

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"I like my humor how I like my sex Dry and uncomfortable."