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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? It has a special place in their hearts"

"You know how people called Richard get called Dick? Friend 1: You know people called Richard get called Dick. How do you get Dick from Richard? Friend 2: Depends how you ask him"

"Well, I'm moving to Thailand. There's a small village there named Phucket that really speaks to me on a spiritual level."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."

"How do you make a dog sound like a cat? You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; ""Meoooow""."

"I'm really conflicted about abortion. I support killing babies, but I don't support giving women a choice."

"Why does Beyonce sing the song ""to the left""? Because black people have no rights..."

"If you open Pandora's Box you better at least buy her dinner."

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Sine language!"

"My friend, Jack, is a pilot I said one day, ""hi,jack"" He.shot me."