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Joke of the Day
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
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"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."
"a 3 year old is a lot like bill cosby When you Wake up from a nap and they're naked, doing a bunch of shit you dont like"
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."
"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."
"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"
"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."
"I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied."
"those fake living rooms at IKEA should have a couple in them trying to assemble IKEA furniture and fighting"