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Joke of the Day

"What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !"

"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"

"I've started a business building yachts in my attic Sails are going through the roof!"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."

"The toilets at the philosophy convention were clogged. That was some deep shit man."

"Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me."

"Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Deja"" ""Deja who?"" ""Yeah, it's me again. I left my purse!"""

"Frisbee. I went to the park with my son and he brought his frisbee. We started throwing it around and after a while I started to wonder why frisbees get bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me..."

"Why does the zoo only have dogs? Because they shot the gorilla"

"My friends all say I'm a cocaine addict, but I disagree. I just like the smell."