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Joke of the Day
"I took my dictionary to a bar. I just wanted to get the word out."
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"Where does a porn addict keep his videos? In his sex drive"
"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"
"Before I get out of an elevator, I hug every single person in there with me and whisper in their ear ""You've taught me so much."""
"They should make halloween albums like they do for Christmas. I'd love to hear a Michael Buble version of Monster Mash."
"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."
"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"