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Joke of the Day

"In a car it's illegal to not wear a seatbelt. But I guess if you're on a bus they figure death will be a sweet relief."

"What is the difference between batman and a black guy? Batman can walk into a store without Robin"

"One day the youngest son asks his mother, ""Mom, why do I look so different from all my siblings?"".... The mother says ""Son, from what I remember about that party, you are lucky that you don't bark""."

"Hello 911? Yeah, my wife accidentally fell off a cruise ship 3 months ago"

"Next time you prematurely ejaculate Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey"

"Google News now awards ""Badges"" for viewing stories. Also, remember: if you manage to finish one novel without pictures,...you get ice cream!"

"If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say ""I've gotta take this"" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested."

"What did the painter say to her boyfriend? ""I love you with all my art!"""

"A black kid comes home from elementary school one day... And says, ""hey mom, I've got the biggest dick in the third grade! Is that cause I'm black?"" She says ""no Tyrone, it's cause you're nineteen"""

"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""