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Joke of the Day
"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."
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"What did Ron Goldman say to Nicole Brown Simpson at the Pearly gates? Heres your fucking sunglasses!"
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"Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same? Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."
"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."
"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."
"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."
"some penguins also can't fly because of their previous statements on Hamas and Afghanistan"