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Joke of the Day
"Great to meet you too, person I'll never see again."
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"The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree."
"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"
"Me: [crying so hard I can't breathe] why Waiter: [returning my plate] sorry, I thought you were done"
"What would you call Benedict Cumberbatch if he was dating a giraffe? The Neck-Romancer"
"I'm organising an event to help raise awareness of male sexual dysfunction, particularly a failure to climax. If you can't come, let me know."
"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"
"'LSD makes users lose weight' That makes sense, it's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it."
"What kind of khakis do birds wear? Khakaws!"