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Joke of the Day
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
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"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."
"Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday? Me: not answer any more questions."
"The worlds worst joke... EDIT: Thanks for the gold!"
"How come an extremely angry woman can pack everything she owns in an hour, but it takes her a week to pack for vacation?"
"What does Wonder Woman call foreplay? Amazon Prime."
"Let's shoot some hoops. I hate those fucking things. Maybe we can play basketball afterwards."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"a crazy spanish train commits a murder because some guy slept with his train-wife that's a loco motive, ese"
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."