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Joke of the Day
"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because all the kids have to play in side."
Next Joke
"what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms? Sarah. Knock Knock... Whos there? Not Sarah"
"*lights scented candle* *accidentally burns down house* *everyone agreed that it smelled amazing*"
"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"
"So I went on this swinger's camping holiday recently. It was fucking intense."
"How ugly was she? Paper or plasic?"
"POLICE: POLICE! OPEN UP! ME: My parents never loved me. POLICE: NOT EMOTIONALLY! OPEN THE DOOR! ME: That makes way more sense."
"Why were the bakers hands brown? He kneaded a poo"
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
"A broom only likes one brand of comedy. Dustpan."