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Joke of the Day

"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"

"At the dinner table.. Dad: So how's college these days, kid? what classes are you taking? Kid: Intro to linguistics. Ugh, it's a shitty course. Dad: Language!"

"Paris Hilton is suddenly a DJ? Well. Then I'm a dragon."

"What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !"

"Teacher- ""what does a chicken give you?"" Students- ""Meat!"" Teacher- ""Good! Now what does the pig give you?"" Students- ""Bacon!"" Teacher- ""Great! Now what does a fat cow give you?"" Students- ""Homework!"""

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."

"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ...Bad-um Tst"

"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."