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Joke of the Day

"My mom was the best mom. I hope your mom spends today thinking about what she could've done to get on my mom's level."

"""You must be out yo damn mind"" = your behavior is very unorthodox and very contradictory towards my wishes"

"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !"

"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"

"Gay men make sure you're using protection You know: body armor, pepper spray, concealed carry-hand gun, first-aid kit, maybe a flare gun too."

"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."

"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"

"Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry."