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Joke of the Day

"I know that as parent you're supposed to listen to your kids but most of what they say is such horseshit"

"What did the clock say to the class? Stopwatch you're doing!"

"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"

"Two jokes... Why did the chicken cross the road? -To get to your house. ***************** *Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" The chicken."

"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."

"A good friend will delete your browser history for you, but a best friend will make your chalk lines smaller"

"Did you hear about the hippie who got lost at sea? He was too far out!"

"The other day i tried to grab the fog... I mist"

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"