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Joke of the Day

"What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon? ""IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"""

"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."

"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."

"I'm considering becoming a mind reader. What are your thoughts?"

"First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in."

"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso hahaha fuck you all"

"Little Mary was living in Japan during the 1940s. Then one day, the Americans dropped an atomic bomb on the city she was living in. Where did she go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"I told my gay friend I could turn fruits into vegetables... He said ""prove it."" So I pushed him off the balcony."

"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."

"My dad went to Vietnam He single-handedly shot and killed 32 north vietnamese. Next year we're going on vacation somewhere else. Edit: spelling"