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Joke of the Day

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."

"Maybe we got it wrong and God just wanted to play doctor for a day: 'Here Moses, take these two tablets and call me in the morning'"

"Why did the jellyroll? He saw the apple turnover."

"I almost got knocked out by a couple of celebrities recently.... Talk about seeing stars."

"Why are the people with the most annoying laughs the ones that find everything hysterical?"

"I must have a nice butt, because, everytime I'm walking away from talking to someone they say ""What an ass?"""

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"I told that woman smoking isn't good for the baby. She said ""I know, I've been trying to get him to quit"""

"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."