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Joke of the Day

"How many Freuds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis... I meant... The ladder."

"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Irish!"

"Why should you never let a squirrel give you a blow job? Cause beastiality is wrong."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"

"How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? ""will i marry you?"""

"After years of working in a hospital, I've become a bit of a germaphobe. I just do NOT believe that Bacteria should have the right to get married."

"The bartender fainted."

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"