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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bareback performer ride his horse? Because it got too heavy to carry."
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"How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!"
"Just said ""No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."" I shouldn't be allowed to parent."
"Why is it I barely have any signal in my house but the fucking Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan??"
"My coworker has inspirational quotes up in her cubicle and one of them says ""choose your destiny"" so I guess she plays Mortal Kombat too."
"ok that's baby's 17th word *opens baby journal* so far we've got flerch, yarf, veerm... honey has it occured to you our kid is an idiot"
"One time I exaggerated so hard that I died."
"Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? No? Most likely because it never came out."
"Why did the pedophile move to Korea? Because there, Too Young is just a name."
"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"