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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !"
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"All the sex I've ever had in my life... has been an inside job."
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."
"I'm a wreck if I don't get my full 18 hours of sleep"
"One I came up with today. Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles? They are sacreligious."
"Studies show people who carry tactical knives with flashlights are less confident guessers. They never take a stab in the dark."
"Today is national suicide prevention day.. so remember.. If you see any suicide bombers...... Shoot them."
"What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty."
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"A squirrel needs about two pounds of acorns a week to survive. That's nuts!"