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Joke of the Day

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"

"My boyfriend offered to do analingus if I'd trim a ""landing strip..."" I told him he should be more worried about Skid Row."

"I want my group project members to lower me into my grave.... ... So that they can let me down one last time."

"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"

"So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime"

"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."

"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."

"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"

"Baby Lawyer: Did you steal the victim's nose? Accused: No. *cries into palms Baby Judge: O, great, he's disappeared again."