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Joke of the Day
"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."
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"I like my pasta like I like my prostitues With a little sausage"
"I found an alternative to Pokemon GO. It's this new game called Grindr. I haven't tried it yet, but I hear its this thing where you go around, trying to capture bears."
"Who is the most successful rapist? Django"
"How do you gently wake up a sleeping baby? Don't preheat the oven when you bake it."
"As told to me by my 5y/o nephew at the dinner table... Why did the elephant cross the road?   Because he farted!"
"How do you identify a vegan at a party? You don't, they come and tell you"
"I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman."
"[robber breaks into my house] i always knew you'd come for me, my darling. where are you going"
"Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out."