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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."

"The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up."

"Why is the all-lisp percussion section so quiet? Because thimbles aren't very loud."

"Where's the safest place to keep a Man-eating toilet? The women's room."

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"

"I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party. You should have seen her face."

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"

"What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common? None of them like pork."

"BEST JOKE EVER Just a corny joke I though off. Hope it brings a smile to your day (: Why was Justin Biber in Frozen? Cuz aparently he likes ""snow""."

"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."