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Joke of the Day
"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"
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"What is grey and comes in pints? An elephant!"
"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"
"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."
"What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars? Waba Fett"
"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."
"What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, he didn't make it that far."
"I've got a new job crushing fizzy drinks cans... It's soda pressing [Imgur](http://i.imgur.com/6lWz2UD.jpg)"
"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"
"""You're an alcoholic."" I prefer the term 'bar-barian'"