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Joke of the Day

"How does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout? ... Eats his first Brownie!"

"Thank you Lady GaGa for making meat suits popular again...Just pulled mine out of the closet... Still fits after all these years."

"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."

"Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche."

"My fencing teacher must've been a redditor He kept shouting 'That's a riposte! That's a riposte!'"

"If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser"

"My wife's late for work because I unplugged her alarm so I could charge my phone. She's mad, but at least I can tell you guys about it."

"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"

"Why yes, I am watching a documentary about Marie Antoinette and enjoying it. Could it be because I'm straight fucking gangster? Perhaps."

"I was invited to a party and was told ""dress to kill"" Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack wasn't what they had in mind"