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Joke of the Day

"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"

"A Jewish Boy Asks His Dad For $20 Surprised the dad says, ""$10 dollars?! What the hell do you need $5 dollars for?!"""

"I may have hit rock bottom, but the upside of being down here, is I can see up all of your skirts. As you were."

"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."

"I heard they're installing over 15,000 CCTV cameras in New Delhi for Obama's visit. That's ridiculous, it's not like he's going to steal anything."

"What does L in Samuel L. Jackson stand for? Motherfucker. (from somewhere in YouTube comments)"

"Leading cause of automobile accidents I bet the leading cause of automobile accidents for bodybuilders is flexing while driving..."

"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."

"I tried ballet, but I never got the pointe."

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."