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Joke of the Day
"I don't always roll a joint but when I do, It's my ankle"
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"I know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"
"Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !"
"Girls are like tornadoes because in pictures it's like wow those look cool but in person it's all omg what do I do"
"Today was... ... the best day of the year"
"Women are weird. Hundreds of people can tell them they're beautiful but they'll obsess over the one person that doesn't."
"How do you separate two blind people fighting? You just simply shout: ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"""
"The British Pound? You mean the British Ounce."
"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"
"What did the guitar teacher say to the frustrated student? Now, don't fret about it!"