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Joke of the Day
"So, I Robbed a Bank Last Week Disguised as a Muppet, It was the First Time I Kermit-ted a Crime"
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"I can tell you how to view NSFW content while at your desk. Get to work, Michael! You're not getting paid to watch models who have ""MAGA"" tattooed on their breasts."
"Until you've thrown up peanut butter and jelly onto an 8 year old at the beach on a Sunday, don't talk to me about your ""drinking problems."""
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"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."
"So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar... ...and says to her friend ""I slept with a brazilian last night."" ""That's **terrible!**"" her friend says. ""How much is a brazilian?"
"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation has been a partial success."
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