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Joke of the Day
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
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"Although many forms of punctuation are thought to be antiquated, I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation. I still believe we live in a hyphen-nation."
"I call my dick Little Ceasers. It's hot and ready but it tastes like shit."
"My daughter asked me how much longer until she can be a grown up and I said, ""no."""
"*walks past German Shepherd and nods* Officer..."
"What is an Italian mobster's favorite cooking oil? Cannoli Oil."
"A Spanish magician is at a party He begins his trick for the birthday girl, grabbing a handful of magic sprinkle dust. He then begins to count, ""uno, dos,"" POOF. He disappeared without a tres."
"So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said ""Don't worry... It's in MINT condition"""
"How do you get ""Dick"" from ""Richard""? You ask him nicely"
"What do you call a person who speaks three languages? Trilingual! Two Languages? Bilingual! Only one language? Americans~"