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Joke of the Day
"How do werewolves mark their territory? Lycanthropee"
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"What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas? It pines."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."
"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"
"Scientists have recently created a new hybrid by mating a male donkey and a female deer. It isn't very beautiful, but that ass doe"
"What did the rabbit bride get on her wedding day? A forty-carrot wedding ring."
"Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all of the coffin."
"The last time my heart beat this fast I was at my boyfriend's parent's house and the toilet water was rising... -My best pickup line"
"I gain a lot of calories when I go to nutrition class... because it's so damn dry."