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"Jenner is a hero, and quite frankly saved some lives Had I not replaced the Jenner in my truck last week I wouldnt have been able to shift into neutral when my accelerator stuck today."
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"What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep."
"If God made anything better than pussy he kept it for himself."
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 3am Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums."
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"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer I give a shit when my computer crashes"