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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."
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"When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me."
"Like my grandma always says... put more booze in the mashed potatoes"
"Weird how people always die in groups of 3's... or 5's or 78's or however you group them cause there's lots of people & we all die."
"Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings"
"Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance."
"an Englishman , Irishman and Scotsman walk in to a bar the bar was set too low."
"People asked me to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe."
"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"
"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"