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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad? Because it wasn't prophet maximizing."

"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"

"the elevator business is great It has its ups and downs"

"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"

"Why do engineers have to practice their social skills? So they don't forget either of them."

"Job Interview I was being interviewed for a new job. They asked me to use three words to describe myself. So I answered, ""lazy."""

"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"

"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling."

"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""

"We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... Mail."