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Joke of the Day
"Dating is just deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong."
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"Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man? Because they never part with them"
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"I made a commitment not to masturbate for the past four weeks... I didn't pull it off"
"Duct tape is like the Force... ...there's a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the Universe together."
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