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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean? You have a Dell, rolling in the deep."

"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."

"What do you call backup milk? *Secondairy*"

"Officer, I know I was speeding, but you have to let me go. I'm running late to a concert and I'm the guy who brings the giant beach ball."

"Serious question: Are doctors SURE erectile dysfunction isn't just a side effect of being married & bangin the same woman for years & years?"

"What did the pirates say who stole Kim Kardashians jewelry? We wanted her booty!"

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee? Tony."

"Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke? I don't know you tell me."

"Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession."