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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer I give a shit when my computer crashes"
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"My ex said my penis resembled a tic tac. So I asked her, then why does your sister still have bad breath?"
"Does your dog know how how to surf the internet? No - but he's got a ruff idea."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired ( )"
"God never gives you more than you can handle. But I'm not God. I'm just a bag boy. And you'll wanna take these groceries out in the cart."
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens? The Bawking Dead"
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"""I'd pap that."" - Gynecolgist"
"Now that Donald Trump will be President, I really hope he builds the wall. We need to keep all those crazy Americans contained."