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Joke of the Day

"Ever find buried treasure in your grandpas backyard containing passports, Nazi uniforms, and a photo with Papa with the Fuhrer inside? Yeah."

"Two guys walk into a bar.... You would think the first guy would've warned the other."

"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."

" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"

"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."

"How do you make an archaeologist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"What do you get when you mix yoga and scouting? Concentration camps."

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"Bernie Sanders only has one night stands It's totally not his choice, but women tend not to call back once they still Feel The Bern the next morning."

"If someone tells you he can swallow a whole coconut... ...let him do it, it means he has complete trust in his anus :d"