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Joke of the Day
"Still wondering if Rick Astley gives up anything for Lent."
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"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."
"Job interview: "" if you want the job lick the floor"" -what? -lick the floor if you want the job *licks floor* Eww gross, can't hire that guy"
"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""
"Why did Mario lose a life? He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out."
"Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination."
"Don't care what your religious or political beliefs are, if you're male or female, young or old. I will tackle you hard for that last donut."
"I lay on the grass looking up at the clouds. 'That woolly one looks like a fist' I say, as Jack punches me again."
"Mahogany was competing with oak and maple in the wood election. Nobody got a majority in the electric collage. However, oak narrowly beat out maple in the poplar vote."